I won't mention your name, but I will mention that you are turning 60! Happy Birthday to "You Know Who You Are"!
TOP 10 REASONS IT'S COOL TO BE 60:
10.) You’ll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.
9.) You’ll save a fortune on shampoo.
8.) You have survived the humiliation of middle age.
7.) You’ll no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions – you no longer have any.
6.) You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.
5.) You’ll be the champ at history questions in the pub quiz.
4.) You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny or good-looking grandfather competitions.3.) Baby-Boomers are hot!
2.) You’ll be able to talk incessantly about the good old days.
1.) Senior Discounts!!!!
Congrats and lots of love! River-Rose
Jokes from Anonymous at Hubpages.com